Saturday, May 28, 2005

A billion here and a billion there

(Heard in passing on the Net...) What's in a billion?

A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.

A billion days ago no-one on earth walked on two feet.

A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate the government spends it.

Truth hurts, kids.